.daydreaming @ 4am

So I just watched Twilight and I am just wondering if the men that have seen/read the story see how much they don't measure up to the oh so perfect Edward Cullen? I want a knight in glittery skin! To be my protector from my clumsiness & all the evil in my world. To be 100% unselfishly in love with me. To put myself before him.I want the fairytale.
My hubs is just checked out emotionally.
So I guess fictional Edward is as good as I'm gonna get.